he has 5 fucking carrots in his face
are hamsters even real!?
WHEN I FIRST GET INTO MY CAR FROM NOW UNTIL SEPTEMBER
im ok w spending $40 on food but wont buy a $40 shirt
when the person u hate does something that makes everyone else hate them:
"Get sleep, eat sushi, and take naps as needed."
tips for living longer from the world’s oldest person (via jeou)